‎”That knapsack looks like a nut-sack.
Bobby, on Skyrim’s graphics
‎”I’m a thirteen year old girl!!
17 Year old Male Bobby
‎”I do have fancy nipples, thank you for noticing.
Bobby on people admiring his nipples
‎”I draw ironically bad fanart for a little girls’ tv show while listening to obscure music. Totally not a hipster.
Bobby, on his art for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
‎”It’s like Jaws, but instead of a shark, it’s a vagina with teeth.

Bobby, on the movie “Teeth”