Patrick: You're a horse's butthole!
Andrew: I AM a horse's butthole.....who wants kills.
”Mark my words, if I go to Puerto Rico, I will get laid.
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| — | Andrew, on working his magic on the Latino girllssss |
”In the time it has taken this game to load, I could’ve masturbated and had a duck as a pet.
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| — | Andrew, on Gran Turismo 5 load times |
When I die I want you guys to cut off my ball sack and make it a Christmas ornament
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| — | Andrew Smith on the topic of his Balls |
