”That knapsack looks like a nut-sack.
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Bobby, on Skyrim’s graphics
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”I’m a thirteen year old girl!!
”I do have fancy nipples, thank you for noticing.
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Bobby on people admiring his nipples
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”I draw ironically bad fanart for a little girls’ tv show while listening to obscure music. Totally not a hipster.
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Bobby, on his art for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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”It’s like Jaws, but instead of a shark, it’s a vagina with teeth.
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Bobby, on the movie “Teeth”
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