Patrick: You're a horse's butthole!
Andrew: I AM a horse's butthole.....who wants kills.
Posted 6 months ago
Tagged: Patrick, Andrew, .
Unicorns have the largest dicks; that is a scientific fact.
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— Patrick, on anatomically correct Unicorn body parts.
Posted 1 year ago
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Tagged: Unicorns, Unicorn, Dicks, SCIENCE, Patrick, .
‎”I’m gonna piss rainbows, don’t worry.
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— Patrick, on pissing and his new diet exclusive to Rainbows and Rainbow Accessories
Posted 1 year ago
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Tagged: Rainbows, Rainbow Accessories, Pissing, Diet, Patrick, .